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whimsicaltuesday:

You guys

Someone STOLE my neighbour’s dog.

Apparently they lost her (again- this happens frequently) yesterday and today some kid in the neighbourhood saw the dog in someone’s yard and when the family went over to ask about it these people informed them they had no intention of getting the dog…

Never listen to a twelve year old. Apparently no one has spoken to these people, they just let the dog inside but they’re not home anymore so no one can go ask for the dog back.

Sooo much drama.

You guys

Someone STOLE my neighbour’s dog.

Apparently they lost her (again- this happens frequently) yesterday and today some kid in the neighbourhood saw the dog in someone’s yard and when the family went over to ask about it these people informed them they had no intention of getting the dog back. Now everyone’s in a huge tizzy and waiting for the cops to show up (again- they showed up already but because there were no adults around, just a bunch of twelve year olds [this also happens frequently] they left a card for the parents to call when they got home)

And and!

The cops just showed up~

To be continued

You know you’re talking to an inlander when they say “moose are just deer with bigger antlers, though”

NO

moose are like elephants dressed in deer’s clothing with a brain full of angry bees.

And when you see one, you find religion real fast.

"Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times?” Mo had said…”As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells…and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there, too, a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you like a pressed flower…both strange and familiar."
- Cornelia FunkeInkspell (via feellng)